Ebay S.L.O.W. HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY CAT IN THE HAT DR. SEUSS

This is the real....

""HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY CAT IN THE HAT!! THIS IS THE ACTUAL AND ONLY ONE EVER BUILT; SUPER LUXURIOUS OMNIDIRECTIONAL WHATCHAMAJIGGER, OR S.L.O.W.. IT WAS CUSTOM BUILT AT A COST OF $1.2 MILLION FOR USE IN DR. SEUSS'S "THE CAT IN THE HAT". THE CAR IS AMAZING! AND FULLY FUNCTIONAL! IT IS POWERED BY AN ELECTRIC MOTOR PUSHING THIS WACKY CREATION TO A TOP SPEED OF 43MPH. COMPLETELY CUSTOM WITH EVERY PART HAND-FABRICATED AND CRAFTED. IT HAS TO BE ONE OF, IF NOT THE MOST, IMPRESSIVE PIECE OF HOLLYWOOD AUTOMOBILE HISTORY EVER BUILT. YOU HAVE TO SEE IT IN PERSON TO TRUELY APPRECIATE IT! IT HAS EVEN BEEN COMPARED TO THE ORIGINAL CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG FOR QUALITY, UNIQUENESS AND BEAUTY. ENHANCING THIS CAR FURTHER IS A LIFE SIZE STATUE THAT WAS BUILT USING MIKE MYERS ACTUAL SCREEN USED COSTUME, SO LIFE LIKE YOU WILL HAVE TO LOOK TWICE! THIS IS ONE OF THE MANY HOLLYWOOD CARS ON DISPLAY AND FOR SALE AT THE VOLO AUTO MUSEUM WHERE NUMEROUS HOLLYWOOD CARS CAN BE FOUND FROM MOVIES SUCH AS FAST AND FURIOUS, HERBIE, STAR TREK, DUKES OF HAZZARD AND MORE. OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK FROM 10AM TO 5PM, VOLO, IL. 815-385-3644 TO SEE MORE ABOUT THIS CAR FROM VOLO'S WEBSITE GO TO http://www.volocars.com/attractions-hollywood.html THERE ARE NO KNOW REPLICAS OF THIS CAR AND WITH THIS BEING THE ONLY ONE EVER BUILT IT IS RARER THAN MONEY, ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD CAN BE PRIVILEGED ENOUGH TO OWN THIS CAR. THE MONEY CAN BE REPLACED BUT THE CAR NEVER WILL!
""

Buy it now:3.000.000 US dollars

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Fancy blagging your way into secret places and killing terrorists? Well, if you look a bit like Keifer Sutherland, you're in luck! Why? Well, for peanuts, you can buy an 'authentic looking' CTU pass, which presumably won't work at MI5, but may well work on club bouncers as you attempt to get in for free as you suspect that evil terrorist types may be about to make an attempt on your fave DJ's life.

""We are proud to offer this double-sided high-quality 'Exclusive to Fortress' authentic-looking security pass comes complete with laminated sleeve and a garment clip. Great detail and a quirky idea for the '24 CTU' collector.
I.D. Measures approx. 90mm x 60mm (2.5'' x 3.5'')""

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Ebay The Fantastic Mercedes 300SL Roadster

""" Based on the unbeatable 1952 Carrera Panamericana racer, the production 300SL was first delivered as a Gullwing Coupe; in 1957, the model's ultimate evolution, the 300SL Roadster, started cruising the streets of Monte Carlo, Palm Beach, and Hollywood.

Manufactured in very limited mumbers (only 1,858 units were built from 1957-1963), the 300SL has long been recognized as a true milestone car, probably the finest, certainly the most prestigious production sports car of that classic post-war era, the 1950s. Its timeless, breathtaking looks have made it instantly recognizable anywhere on the planet.

This Roadster, VIN *198 042 10 002610*, was built in September 1960, one of only 250 300SLs made for the model year. It was originally delivered to California and owned for many years by an architect residing in Pasadena, respected and admired as a moving objet d'art; never subjected to more than the occasional vigorous exercise. More recently, the car resided in posh Montecito, California, proud centerpiece of an eclectic private automobile collection..""""

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Ebay ANNA NICOLE SMITH: AUTOGRAPH! HAND-WRITTEN LETTER!

""This may be the rarest item on ebay: a one-of-a-kind HAND-WRITTEN LETTER from ANNA NICOLE SMITH, with her AUTOGRAPH! In the late 1990s, I had an idea to publish a book called THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER DID. I wrote to hundreds of celebrities, and asked to them to write back, telling their most embarrassing moment. But the only one who ever wrote back was ANNA NICOLE, so I never published the book. I am a published author who has had 3 books published and I have worked in publishing my whole life. I have no way of authenticating this autograph. It came when she was living in L.A. in the mid-late 1990s. It is a neat collectible, and a private peak into the mind of one one of our greatest pop culture icons. The letter she wrote reads: "THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER DID WAS... "When I called Gary Busey Nick Nolte!! All nite at the Academy Awards! How embarrassing. I even watch Nick on screen! What a dummy I was." She then printed and signed her name at the bottom of the letter""

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EbayYour ad HERE! Your ad tattooed HERE!

buffff.....

"""Ok, let us try this again... first off, dear ebay... This is NOT a mature auction, everything in this auction is appropriate for ALL audiences.
So, what we are doing is selling ad space on my wife's lower back. We are "alternative" amateur performers. We perform on various websites seen by thousands around the world everyday! And if that is your target audience, well have we got a deal for you! Your ad will be seen in close ups... far shots... all over the place ;)
My wife is planning on getting a lower back piece tattoo, we figured what the hell, lets make some extra cash and sell the center space for an ad. (We could use the money to get some "upgrades" for my wife ;)) You would be able of course to choose what you want tattooed, color etc, with a few exceptions. No fake addresses, and no detailed pictures. A web address is kind of what we are thinking would fit nicely. Think of it as a different kind of "pop-up" ad.
You would be guaranteed that the tattoo would remain untouched and visible. And you would have rights to the pictures and such"""

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You've probably heard by now that Britney Spears shaved her head. Whether you believe that she did it because of a nervous breakdown (according to the gossip columns) or for "therapeutic reasons" (according to her manager), is entirely your choice. Regardless of why she did it, the hair is gone - unless you're willing to pay for it. The owners of the hair salon where Britney lost her locks collected the hair and have put it up for sale on eBay. The bid is up to $1,000,100 so far, and there are two days left to go.

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Ebay STAR TREK I: THE MOTION PICTURE “SPOCK” SPACESUIT

Fancing dressing up in a weird spacesuit once worn by Mr Spock? Of course you do! Who wouldn't?
This authentic spacesuit was featured prominently in Star Trek I: The Motion Picture when Spock (played by the fantastic Leonard Nimoy) left the Enterprise to conduct a mindmeld with the ‘V’Ger Probe’. The suit is made from brown, orange, and white materials with insets of plastic and metal accents, this costume features an astonishing array of ribbed details at the knees, elbows, and around the chest and waist.

Due to time and storage conditions the costume features a degree of wear as some of the orange of the exterior has bled into the white of the interior and internal padding has collected at the ankles and cuffs, yet the costume retains its overall intact appearance. The costume comes complete with a pair of gloves, a collar that Velcros into place around the neck and on the shoulders, and a pair of spats that clasp onto the legs of the jumpsuit.

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Ebay Anna Nicole Smith's gum

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""THIS IS A PIECE OF THE LATE GREAT ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S GUM FOUND IN HOLLYWOOD, FL ON 02/07/07, THE DAY BEFORE SHE PASSED ON. I WAS WALKING BEHIND HER WHEN SHE SPIT OUT HER GUM ON N. OCEAN DR, NORTH OF MIAMI. I HAD NO CLUE I HAD JUST SAVED A PIECE OF HISTORY UNTIL SHE WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD TODAY 02/08/07. FOLKS....THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST PIECE OF GUM SHE CHEWED UNTIL HER LIFE WAS CUT SHORT AND TAKEN FROM HER.
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT ANNA NICOLE IS THE NEW MARILYN MONROE.
ANNA NICOLE SMITH, RIP. (1967-2007)"""

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Ebay Ability of my consideration of your marriage proposal

"I am offring you to buy an ability of my consideration of your marriage proposal .

My name is Olga, I am 22 years old, i almost graduated St.-Petersburg State University (Economics), I speak eanglish and german. I am 165 cm high and my weight is 55 kg"

Starting bid: US $100,000.00
Ships to: United States
Item location: St.-Petersburg, default, Russian Federation

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EBay.Plymouth : Barracuda Hemi 70 Cuda

Vehicle Description
"""Here is a Mopar for the collectors ! This 1970 Hemi 'Cuda is a number match car that has just completed at multi year six figure plus restoration and is absoulutely stunning in every way. It is 1 of 44 Hemi Cudas built for export to Canada and 1 of only 20 known to exist. Making this car even rarer is the fact that it is a bench seat car with a column shift transmission. It was completely special ordered by the original owner that had the car for more than 33 years. A great deal of time energy and money went into making this not just a gorgeous show car but also a well tuned, very fast and enjoyable driving car. No expense was spared and the level of attention to detail is simply amazing.
This car comes with the Broadcast Sheet, is listed in the Chrysler Registry, Has been verified and decoded by Galen Govier and comes with his report, as well as the original Sales Contact and Tax Receipt from Canada where there car was originally exported to. This vehicle was owned by the same owner from 1970-2003, and was then completely and fully restored to better than new condition. Take note how flush and straight the panels are. The gaps are so tight and the body is 100% wave free and the paint is over the top with zero flaws.
The car is equipped from the factory with the 426/425hp HEMI, 727 Torque Flite 3 Speed Automatic, Dana 60 Rear End with 4.10:1 gears, Power Disc Brakes that will throw you out of the car, Factory Hood Pins, Carb Fresh Air package including Shaker Hood, and so much more.This car starts right up and idles smooth. We all know how tempremental the HEMI cars can be. Not so with this cuda, it quite simply loves to be driven. For those that want exclusivity, rarity, and the very, very best, there is no doubt that this is it. """"

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Ebay The ORIGINAL PINK PANTHER SHOW CAR

Your eyes are not playing tricks on you. What you see here is the "one and only truly original" Pink Panther car that featured in the credits of the 1960s cartoon... as driven by a small child and the aforementioned feline.
The seller is based in Scotland, but it was created by Hollywood builder Jay Ohrberg. With it being a cartoon car, it's not your usual vehicle. For a start, it's 23ft long, 6ft wide and is powered by a 7 litre engine, with front wheel drive. Mileage is low (a meagre 10 miles on the engine) but that's probably due to UK road regulations... it hasn't got any lights for a start. And if you want to show it off, you get written permission to stick the car on display from MGM. The starting bid is £75,000 - a bit steep for a pink car you can't legally drive. Still, you want it don't you?

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Ebay.Planet Of The Apes Wardrobe

You might like chimps. You may have a foot fetish. You may be a huge fan of Planet of the Apes. Well, without actually moving to a simian planet, the closest you'll be able to get is by buying this snazzy pair of monkey feet.

Thanks to eBay, you can lay your hands on these mega collectable chimp feet worn in the 1967 blockbuster movie, Planet of The Apes, starring Charleton Heston and Roddy McDowell. These are quite a an incredible thing to have, both as an important piece of entertainment history and just to merely have. Imagine going down the pub in them! Brilliant! They'll cost you though, as at present, they're going for $1499.00. You'll get a certificate of authenticity to go with them.

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Ebay.John F Kennedy Assassination Shooters Perch Window JFK

"Up for auction for the first time, the actual window and frame from the shooter’s nest on the 6th floor of the Dallas Texas School Book Depository where Lee Harvey Oswald fired off those fatal shots that took the life of our 35th President of the United States - John F. Kennedy. Here is your opportunity to own a piece of history. This window and frame was on display for over ten years at the Sixth Floor Museum in Dallas, Texas. The window and frame has been picked up by it's owner Caruth Byrd and is now in his possession. This valuable historical artifact is now being offered for sale to an avid JFK collector by Caruth Byrd, whose family owned the Texas School Book Depository at the time of the assassination, Nov. 22, 1963. Also included in this auction is a leather booklet with all the official documentation and contracts related to the window and frame's authenticity. The assassination of John F. Kennedy changed history and this is perhaps the most famous window ever offered up for sale in the world. This authentic, documented piece of American history will only become more valuable with time. Don’t miss this opportunity to own a piece of history"

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Ebay. Pay a man to tattoo your company name on him

eBay is full of oddities. This is up there with the worst/best of them. This man here, is willing to let the highest bidder tattoo whatever they like on him for money.

In his rather excitable words "TIME FOR BUISNESS, WHAT YOU ARE BIDDING ON IS TATTOO REAL ESTATE ON MY HUMAN BODY! I WILL GET WHAT EVER THE HIGH BIDDER WANTS ME TO GET TATTOOED, THIS IS NOT A JOKE CHECK MY FEEDBACK AND YOU WILL SEE THAT I HAVE ALREADY GOTTEN A LARGE TATTOO ON MY BUTT CHEEK AND THE BUYER WAS VERY HAPPY!" This bloke is called Robert and he's quite obviously insane. Still, he makes the internet what it is...

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ebay.ONE DOZEN DEAD ROSES I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE VALENTINE

THIS AUCTION IS FOR ONE DOZEN DEAD ROSES. PERFECT FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE THAT MANAGED TO BREAK YOUR HEART and/or DIVORCED YOU FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN THE YOUNG HOTTIE FROM THEIR WORKPLACE.
BE SURE TO LET THEM KNOW THAT YOU STILL THINK OF THEM, BUT IN A "DEAD SORT OF WAY"

THESE ONCE LOVELY ROSES HAVE BEEN DRIED AND TREATED WITH CLEAR SPRAY PAINT TO INSURE THEY WILL LAST FOREVER, OR AT LEAST LONG ENOUGH FOR THE RECEIVER TO LOOK AT THEM THEN THROW THEM IN THE TRASH LIKE THEY DID YOUR ACHING HEART.
THEY ALSO COME COMPLETE WITH THE LOVELY WHITE BABY'S BREATH, AND GREEN FERN BRANCHES, ALONG WITH A GORGEOUS COLORFUL RIBBON.
THIS LOVELY BOUQUET WILL BE CAREFULLY WRAPPED IN OLD NEWSPAPER, AND DELIVERED DIRECTLY TO THE ADDRESS THAT YOU PROVIDE FOR ME. I WILL BE HAPPY TO INCLUDE A GIFT CARD WITH YOUR WORDS OF SENTIMENT ATTACHED TO THEM (BE SURE TO INCLUDE THIS MESSAGE WITH YOUR PAYMENT

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Ebay Valentines Date Auction

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I am Auctioning myself off for this up coming Valetines day. The money from the Auction will go to help battered women and children, as well as to help the elderly. I promise I am not a boring date, and you will have a great time. We will have dinner, we will dance, what ever you like. Please contact me with any questions

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Ebay Zoltar Desktop Fortune Teller

Your future is writen in the stars!

Zoltar knows all and tells all. Here's a fairground classic as mysterious as it is fun. Insert you finger into the mystical box and ask Zoltar a question. As his crystal ball glows and music plays, even Zoltar himself begins to glow. And as the suspense reaches its zenith, Zoltar speaks. With 20 random saying ?V serious, hilarious, wise and mystical, Zoltar will provide hours of entertainment for people of all ages

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Ebay.First Playboy magazine ever

hey...This was the first playboy ever printed .

First Edition Playboy Marilyn Monroe 1953. One of the pages has a corner ripped of, see the attached pictures. There are some discolorations also pictured

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Ebay.One year old burger from mcdonalds

This burger has a bid for way more than a new burger already!

UP for bid is a Genuine McDonalds Cheesburger that will be turning one year old on January 28, 2007. This Cheeseburger was purchased at a McDonalds in Lexington Kentucky at 8:37PM. It was ordered PLAIN. Still in its original wrapper with original grill slip and receipt.

After the cheeseburger was purchased it was simply placed on a shelf and left at room temperature for a year. Why you ask ? Two reasons....

One, Friends would often joke that I could sell anything on ebay so I figured I would pick something really odd and try. Second, Morgan Spurlock ( Supersize Me ) mentioned on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno that McDonalds Food will not decompose even after years sitting on a shelf. So, I wanted to see if it was really true.

The Results.....

After a year of sitting on a shelf, the cheeseburger still looks like it did when it was new. It has gotten slightly smaller due to dehydration. It never grew any mold, or fungus. Its now hard as stone. Bacteria will not even eat McDonalds food.

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Ebay.Knight Rider Kitt Replica

1984 Pontiac Trans Am KNIGHT RIDER replica.
this is an exact to detail replica of the famous Talking car known as K.I.T.T from the t.v show KNIGHT RIDER.
1984 Trans Am, black with t-tops , tan interior, 15" Turbo Cast wheels and caps, molded from original front bumper with working red scanner light, rear blackout cover.features a 2tv dash with real working digital gauges with dual 4" lcd screens.....gullwing steering wheel,upper console, lower console, pod unit ...all complete with buttons and displays as they were in the show ! complete stereo system with DVD/CD/MP3 player, amplifier and speakers.
the interior has new carpet/headliner/seats all in the proper doeskin tan color.under the hood is a rebuilt 350 small block chevy , mild cam, edelbrock aluminum intake, holley 750 carb, headers, newly rebuilt 700r4 performance transmission with 2200 stall converter, trans cooler and transgo shift kit , has a posi rearend with 3:23 gears and disc brakes.have over $40k invested and took over 4 years to build, car is a real headturner so if you dont like attention then this is not the car for you.please feel free to ask any questions about the car , i know i have not gone into too much detail or i would have been typing forever

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