THIS AUCTION IS FOR ONE DOZEN DEAD ROSES. PERFECT FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE THAT MANAGED TO BREAK YOUR HEART and/or DIVORCED YOU FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN THE YOUNG HOTTIE FROM THEIR WORKPLACE.
BE SURE TO LET THEM KNOW THAT YOU STILL THINK OF THEM, BUT IN A "DEAD SORT OF WAY"
THESE ONCE LOVELY ROSES HAVE BEEN DRIED AND TREATED WITH CLEAR SPRAY PAINT TO INSURE THEY WILL LAST FOREVER, OR AT LEAST LONG ENOUGH FOR THE RECEIVER TO LOOK AT THEM THEN THROW THEM IN THE TRASH LIKE THEY DID YOUR ACHING HEART.
THEY ALSO COME COMPLETE WITH THE LOVELY WHITE BABY'S BREATH, AND GREEN FERN BRANCHES, ALONG WITH A GORGEOUS COLORFUL RIBBON.
THIS LOVELY BOUQUET WILL BE CAREFULLY WRAPPED IN OLD NEWSPAPER, AND DELIVERED DIRECTLY TO THE ADDRESS THAT YOU PROVIDE FOR ME. I WILL BE HAPPY TO INCLUDE A GIFT CARD WITH YOUR WORDS OF SENTIMENT ATTACHED TO THEM (BE SURE TO INCLUDE THIS MESSAGE WITH YOUR PAYMENT
BE SURE TO LET THEM KNOW THAT YOU STILL THINK OF THEM, BUT IN A "DEAD SORT OF WAY"
THESE ONCE LOVELY ROSES HAVE BEEN DRIED AND TREATED WITH CLEAR SPRAY PAINT TO INSURE THEY WILL LAST FOREVER, OR AT LEAST LONG ENOUGH FOR THE RECEIVER TO LOOK AT THEM THEN THROW THEM IN THE TRASH LIKE THEY DID YOUR ACHING HEART.
THEY ALSO COME COMPLETE WITH THE LOVELY WHITE BABY'S BREATH, AND GREEN FERN BRANCHES, ALONG WITH A GORGEOUS COLORFUL RIBBON.
THIS LOVELY BOUQUET WILL BE CAREFULLY WRAPPED IN OLD NEWSPAPER, AND DELIVERED DIRECTLY TO THE ADDRESS THAT YOU PROVIDE FOR ME. I WILL BE HAPPY TO INCLUDE A GIFT CARD WITH YOUR WORDS OF SENTIMENT ATTACHED TO THEM (BE SURE TO INCLUDE THIS MESSAGE WITH YOUR PAYMENT
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