Monday, December 25, 2006

The Top 30 Celebrity eBay Auctions of 2006(III)

7. Freddie Mercury's old car I can't imagine Freddie Mercury actually driving a car like us mere mortals. Surely he had someone to drive it for him, so he could recline in the back seat snorting cocaine off a dwarf's silver tray. Or whatever it was he did in those days.


8. An African orphan just like what Madonna got (left)Well, not exactly like Baby David, if I'm honest. This one was a bit more, well, furry. And hand-stitched. But otherwise just the same.


9. Paris Hilton's knickers Yes, I thought she'd stopped bothering with underwear too. Maybe it's the anti-no-undies backlash! Maybe


TO BE CONTINUED......


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