Tuesday, December 26, 2006

The Top 30 Celebrity eBay Auctions of 2006(IV)

10. Elvis Presley's coathanger of death
Sounds more impressive than it is. It's the coathanger used to transport Elvis' funeral suit to the morgue where his body was being kept in 1977. Sensationalist? Moi?


11. Jim Reeves' evil clock
This was the post that first got your Nan excited about Bayraider. Why evil? It's got proper tusks in it, which were probably ripped from the still-warm carcass of a lovely cute baby elephant with flappy ears and everything.

12. Suri Cruise's first poo! In bronze! (right)
Are we expected to believe that the first time Baby Suri curled one out, there was a sculptor in attendance to immortalise it in bronze? Well, no. Not least because it's way too solid for a newborn, as any fule parent kno. Instead, it's an 'artist's impression' (i.e. a good way to get in the papers).

13. Marvin Gaye's stage-worn smoking jacket
The ultimate eBay auction for budding lounge lizards. Be warned, you won't get away with wearing it and using chat-up lines involving the phrase 'sexual healing'. Especially down the local Yates' Wine Bar



TO BE CONTINUED......


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