Monday, January 29, 2007

Ebay.LE CHATEAU; COTTAGE IN BEAUTIFUL LORNE NEW BRUNSWICK

THE STEAL OF THE CENTURY. BUILT WITH PRECISION BY GODS OWN HAND.
The pictures speak for themselves. You are bidding on Le Chateau of Lorne, New Brunswick, Canada. Beautiful bay front window, unbelievable game to be harvested, uncertified wood stove, and an interior that would make your wife cry.

Features include: Waterfront property (see pictures), Dining room including radio, bed which also serves as wood pile, leaf paved driveway & year round air conditioning. This get away was built with great care and premium metal scrap and is available for a limited time.

The GPS co-ordinates are as follows:

N 47o51.825'
W066o08.159'

As you can see no expense was spared when building this gem. There is no official property deed but I will make an honorary one on some birch bark and mail it to you. It may not hold in the court of law but it will hold in the "Court of Lorne" the most important court of them all. Town builders Armand & Allan Carrier poured their heart and soul into this property and would like to extend a world wide invitation to own this outright.

They also promise a guided partridge hunt and special introductions to town regulars such as: The Cuban Assassins, Skip a Rope, Donny, Double Talker, Cooney Cat, Pee-Wee, MeMere & The Monkey. (Note, some are presently dead

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